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            <title>Ep 065: Jim Jefferies Fingered A Kid On His Block - Jim Jefferies, Paul Provenza - May 9, 2012</title>
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Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Jim Jefferies&lt;br /&gt;
Paul Provenza&lt;br /&gt;
Jim Jefferies says if you believe there&apos;s something, you&apos;re a moron.&lt;br /&gt;
Paul Provenza thinks Jim was some sweet, tight boy booty.</description>
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Guests
Jim Jefferies
Paul Provenza
Jim Jefferies says if you believe there&apos;s something, you&apos;re a moron.
Paul Provenza thinks Jim was some sweet, tight boy booty.</itunes:summary>
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            <itunes:keywords>mushrooms, acid, drugs hookers, molestation, Andrew Maxwell, 9-11, moon landing denier</itunes:keywords>
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            <title>Ep 064: Could Pornography Have Prevented 9-11-2001? - Dylan Brody, Anthony Szpak, Jarrett Lennon Kaufman - May 2, 2012</title>
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Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Dylan Brody&lt;br /&gt;
Anthony Szpak&lt;br /&gt;
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman&lt;br /&gt;
Dylan Brody admits that he has some kinks.&lt;br /&gt;
Anthony Szpak somehow avoids admitting that he has any kinks.&lt;br /&gt;
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman can&apos;t share this episode with anyone he knows.</description>
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Guests
Dylan Brody
Anthony Szpak
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman
Dylan Brody admits that he has some kinks.
Anthony Szpak somehow avoids admitting that he has any kinks.
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman can&apos;t share this episode with anyone he knows.</itunes:summary>
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            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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            <title>Ep 063: Release The Aiken! - Blaine Capatch, Matt Kirshen, Andy Wood - April 25, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Blaine Capatch&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Kirshen&lt;br /&gt;
Andy Wood&lt;br /&gt;
Blaine Capatch prefers bros before his hoes.&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Kirshen is a big fan of female circumcision.&lt;br /&gt;
Andy Wood is the pussy that calls Penn an asshole!</description>
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Guests
Blaine Capatch
Matt Kirshen
Andy Wood
Blaine Capatch prefers bros before his hoes.
Matt Kirshen is a big fan of female circumcision.
Andy Wood is the pussy that calls Penn an asshole!</itunes:summary>
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            <itunes:keywords>Penn Jillette, Clay Aiken, Indoctrination, Emery&apos;s Mom, Darlene Helton, Bible, 700 Club, men in Black</itunes:keywords>
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            <title>Ep 062: Save Ben Gleib&apos;s Kid&apos;s Foreskin! - Ben Gleib, BJ Kramer - April 18, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Ben Gleib&lt;br /&gt;
BJ Kramer&lt;br /&gt;
Ben Gleib Says, He wants to circumcise his kids.&lt;br /&gt;
BJ Kramer desperately tries to dissuade Ben from mutilating his children&apos;s penises.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 062: Save Ben Gleib&apos;s Kid&apos;s Foreskin! - Ben Gleib, BJ Kramer - April 18, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Ben Gleib
BJ Kramer
Ben Gleib Says, He wants to circumcise his kids.
BJ Kramer desperately tries to dissuade Ben from mutilating his children&apos;s penises.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>58:23</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>circumcision , morality, bacon, golden rule, platinum rule</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 061: Turtles All The Way Down: Bottom Turtle Is God! - Ben Gleib, Myq Kaplan, BJ Kramer - April 11, 2012</title>
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Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Ben Gleib&lt;br /&gt;
Myq Kaplan&lt;br /&gt;
BJ Kramer&lt;br /&gt;
Ben Gleib Says, &quot;If you want to pray to a jizzed upon turtle, do it! But don&apos;t lecture me about it!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Myq Kaplan says. &quot;You&apos;re gonna die, so we may as well talk faster.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
BJ Kramer is an Ex-orthodox Jew, but then he discovered bacon.</description>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 061: Turtles All The Way Down: Bottom Turtle Is God! - Ben Gleib, Myq Kaplan, BJ Kramer - April 11, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Ben Gleib
Myq Kaplan
BJ Kramer
Ben Gleib Says, &quot;If you want to pray to a jizzed upon turtle, do it! But don&apos;t lecture me about it!&quot;
Myq Kaplan says. &quot;You&apos;re gonna die, so we may as well talk faster.&quot;
BJ Kramer is an Ex-orthodox Jew, but then he discovered bacon.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Ep 060: Fairy Particles And How We&apos;re All Connected - Rachel Lichtman ,Gary Stockdale, Joel Madison - April 4, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Rachel Lichtman&lt;br /&gt;
Gary Stockdale&lt;br /&gt;
Joel Madison&lt;br /&gt;
Rachel Lichtman wants to be the 5th wife in a sex cult.&lt;br /&gt;
Gary Stockdale sings a gospel tune about his love for non-belief.&lt;br /&gt;
Joel Madison wants to teach his daughter religious morality so the burden is off of him.</description>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 060: Fairy Particles And How We&apos;re All Connected - Rachel Lichtman ,Gary Stockdale, Joel Madison - April 4, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts:Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Rachel Lichtman
Gary Stockdale
Joel Madison
Rachel Lichtman wants to be the 5th wife in a sex cult.
Gary Stockdale sings a gospel tune about his love for non-belief.
Joel Madison wants to teach his daughter religious morality so the burden is off of him.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:28</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>djrotaryrachel, Dane Cook, monkees, jerry and the pacemakers, I&apos;m a believer</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 059: Marc Maron vs. Provenz Moderated by Dana Gould - Marc Maron, Paul Provenza, Dana Gould - March 28, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Marc Maron&lt;br /&gt;
Paul Provenza&lt;br /&gt;
Dana Gould&lt;br /&gt;
Marc Maron doesn&apos;t give a shit about religion or atheists. He&apos;s busy trying to decide whether to get ice cream.&lt;br /&gt;
Paul Provenza champions the Reason Rally and atheism.&lt;br /&gt;
Dana Gould asks why atheists want to take away the comfort of &quot;god&quot;.</description>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 059: Marc Maron vs. Provenz Moderated by Dana Gould - Marc Maron, Paul Provenza, Dana Gould - March 28, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Marc Maron
Paul Provenza
Dana Gould
Marc Maron doesn&apos;t give a shit about religion or atheists. He&apos;s busy trying to decide whether to get ice cream.
Paul Provenza champions the Reason Rally and atheism.
Dana Gould asks why atheists want to take away the comfort of &quot;god&quot;.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:02</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>The Aristocrats, WTF Podcast, The Simpsons, Green Room, Reason Rally</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 058: Creationist Museum Trip: Liars, Idiots Or Both? - Carrie Poppy, Ross Blocher, Don Prothero - March 21, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Carrie Poppy&lt;br /&gt;
Ross Blocher&lt;br /&gt;
Don Prothero&lt;br /&gt;
Carrie Poppy is very kind to John Nelson at the creationist museum.&lt;br /&gt;
Ross Blocher politely challenges John Nelson at the creationist museum.&lt;br /&gt;
Don Prothero is not so nice to John Nelson at the creationist museum.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 058: Creationist Museum Trip: Liars, Idiots Or Both? - Carrie Poppy, Ross Blocher, Don Prothero - March 21, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Carrie Poppy
Ross Blocher
Don Prothero
Carrie Poppy is very kind to John Nelson at the creationist museum.
Ross Blocher politely challenges John Nelson at the creationist museum.
Don Prothero is not so nice to John Nelson at the creationist museum.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:43</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>Moroccan art, john nelson, homeopathic medicine, homeopathy, Santee</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 057: 2 Aristocunts and 1 Fred Stoller - Cathy Ladman, Carrie Snow, Fred Stoller - March 14, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Cathy Ladman&lt;br /&gt;
Carrie Snow&lt;br /&gt;
Fred Stoller&lt;br /&gt;
Cathy Ladman laments working for Roseanne Barr.&lt;br /&gt;
Carrie Snow laments getting fired by Roseanne Barr.&lt;br /&gt;
Fred Stoller laments the frustrations of a medicated boner.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 057: 2 Aristocunts and 1 Fred Stoller - Cathy Ladman, Carrie Snow, Fred Stoller - March 14, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Cathy Ladman
Carrie Snow
Fred Stoller
Cathy Ladman laments working for Roseanne Barr.
Carrie Snow laments getting fired by Roseanne Barr.
Fred Stoller laments the frustrations of a medicated boner.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:42</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>Viagra, global conscious, collective, aristocunt, aristocrats, kirk cameron</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 056: Emery hopes he hasn&apos;t lost a friend in Nick Arnette. - Nick Arnette, Steven Paul Leiva - March 7, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Nick Arnette&lt;br /&gt;
Steven Paul Leiva&lt;br /&gt;
Nick Arnette defends Kirk Cameron and is feeling a bit battered by Emery.&lt;br /&gt;
Steven Paul Leiva moderates kindly and is much more gentle than Emery.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 056: Emery hopes he hasn&apos;t lost a friend in Nick Arnette. - Nick Arnette, Steven Paul Leiva - March 7, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Nick Arnette
Steven Paul Leiva
Nick Arnette defends Kirk Cameron and is feeling a bit battered by Emery.
Steven Paul Leiva moderates kindly and is much more gentle than Emery.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:42</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>gay bashing, prop 8, gays, homosexual</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 055: Two Jews, 1 Skyke and a Cup Of Penis Alfredo - Gary Shapiro, Michael Orenstein, Bj Kramer - February 29, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Gary Shapiro&lt;br /&gt;
Michael Orenstein&lt;br /&gt;
Bj Kramer&lt;br /&gt;
Gary Shapiro proves that jewish kids are motivated by money.&lt;br /&gt;
Michael Orenstein proves that calves are for eating.&lt;br /&gt;
BJ Kramer denies having killed anyone!</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 055: Two Jews, 1 Skyke and a Cup Of Penis Alfredo - Gary Shapiro, Michael Orenstein, Bj Kramer - February 29, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Gary Shapiro
Michael Orenstein
Bj Kramer
Gary Shapiro proves that jewish kids are motivated by money.
Michael Orenstein proves that calves are for eating.
BJ Kramer denies having killed anyone!</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:04</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>phlegm, goyim, chutzpah, Fagin, oy vey, harvey sanders, mount sinai, unorthodox, debra feldman, money</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 054: Magnetics, Acupuncture &amp; Abortion, FML! - Nick Arnette, Cat Pursel, Steven Paul Leiva, Lee Camp - February 22, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Nick Arnette&lt;br /&gt;
Cat Pursel&lt;br /&gt;
Steven Paul Leiva&lt;br /&gt;
Lee Camp&lt;br /&gt;
Nick Arnette defends his god and unborn children.&lt;br /&gt;
Cat Pursel defends bible porn and acupuncture.&lt;br /&gt;
Steven Paul Leiva defends reason and logic.&lt;br /&gt;
Lee Camp defends nothingness and nothing more.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 054: Magnetics, Acupuncture &amp; Abortion, FML! - Nick Arnette, Cat Pursel, Steven Paul Leiva, Lee Camp - February 22, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Nick Arnette
Cat Pursel
Steven Paul Leiva
Lee Camp
Nick Arnette defends his god and unborn children.
Cat Pursel defends bible porn and acupuncture.
Steven Paul Leiva defends reason and logic.
Lee Camp defends nothingness and nothing more</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:00:02</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>we are nothing, moment of clarity, christian comedy, magnetics, porn</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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        <item>
            <title>Ep 053: Finally, A Call-In Show With Actual Callers! - Tim Brooks, Matt Robinson, Jessye Sedergren - February 15, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Tim Brooks&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Robinson&lt;br /&gt;
Jessye Sedergren&lt;br /&gt;
Tim Brooks talks about his Google+ Hangout, &quot;Religious Discussion.&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Robinson fills us in on his Podcast, &quot;Broadly Focused&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
Jessye Sedegren finally calls in to thank us for our show about AA.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 053: Finally, A Call-In Show With Actual Callers! - Tim Brooks, Matt Robinson, Jessye Sedergren - February 15, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Tim Brooks
Matt Robinson
Jessye Sedergren
Tim Brooks talks about his Google+ Hangout, &quot;Religious Discussion.
Matt Robinson fills us in on his Podcast, &quot;Broadly Focused&quot;.
Jessye Sedegren finally calls in to thank us for our show about AA.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:52</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>call in, listeners, prosthelytizing, christian, persecution, AA</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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        <item>
            <title>Ep 052: Delusion! Evolutionary Advantage Or Social Liability? - Anthony Szpak, Adam Kaplan - February 8, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Anthony Szpak&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan&lt;br /&gt;
Anthony Szpak verp&apos;s in his my mouth!&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan blurts faggety faggen faggoty faggetry fagger fags and nigger cunt.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 8 Feb 2012 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 052: Delusion! Evolutionary Advantage Or Social Liability? - Anthony Szpak, Adam Kaplan - February 8, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Anthony Szpak
Adam Kaplan
Anthony Szpak verp&apos;s in his my mouth!
Adam Kaplan blurts faggety faggen faggoty faggetry fagger fags and nigger cunt.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>58:23</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>prop 8, unconstitutional, camus, gay, John Flemming, deluded, delusional</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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        <item>
            <title>Ep 051: Pt. 2 - The &apos;etard Word And Other Things That Offend Easily Offended Retards - Matt Kirshen, Matt Davis, Mike Baldwin - February 1, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Kirshen&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Davis&lt;br /&gt;
Mike Baldwin&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Kirshen doesn&apos;t care who gets offended and labels Randy an idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Davis asks, &quot;What&apos;s a tampon?&lt;br /&gt;
Mike Baldwin isn&apos;t racist against black people. He stays in Motel 6 all the time.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 1 Feb 2012 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 051: Pt. 2 - The &apos;etard Word And Other Things That Offend Easily Offended Retards - Matt Kirshen, Matt Davis, Mike Baldwin - February 1, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Matt Kirshen
Matt Davis
Mike Baldwin
Matt Kirshen doesn&apos;t care who gets offended and labels Randy an idiot.
Matt Davis asks, &quot;What&apos;s a tampon?
Mike Baldwin isn&apos;t racist against black people. He stays in Motel 6 all the time.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:57</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>retard, retarded, retardo, etard, idiot, brain damaged, moron, mongoloid, mentally challenged, downs syndrom, craig</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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        <item>
            <title>Ep 050: Pt. 1 - The &apos;etard Word And Other Things That Offend Easily Offended Retards - Matt Kirshen, Matt Davis, Mike Baldwin - January 25, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Kirshen&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Davis&lt;br /&gt;
Mike Baldwin&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Kirshen schools Emery on the virtues of not using the word retard.&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Davis grew up in Alabama and is not religious or retarded.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike Baldwin isn&apos;t quite sure if evolution is true or retarded.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 050: Pt. 1 - The &apos;etard Word And Other Things That Offend Easily Offended Retards - Matt Kirshen, Matt Davis, Mike Baldwin - January 25, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Matt Kirshen
Matt Davis
Mike Baldwin
Matt Kirshen schools Emery on the virtues of not using the word retard.
Matt Davis grew up in Alabama and is not religious or retarded.
Mike Baldwin isn&apos;t quite sure if evolution is true or retarded.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:12</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>retard, retarded, retardo, etard, idiot, brain damaged, moron, mongoloid, mentally challenged, downs syndrom, craig</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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        <item>
            <title>Ep 049: The Final Word On AA and Michio Kaku Or Does He? - Tat Gray Adam Kaplan Dr. Mechio Cocku - January 18, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Tat Gray&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan&lt;br /&gt;
Dr. Mechio Cocku&lt;br /&gt;
Tat Gray Wants to be shoulder deep in the cunt of a cow.&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan wrangles Mechio Cocku and disappoints us all!&lt;br /&gt;
Dr. Mechio Cocku confirms that he is straight or does he?</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 049: The Final Word On AA and Michio Kaku Or Does He? - Tat Gray Adam Kaplan Dr. Mechio Cocku - January 18, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Tat Gray
Adam Kaplan
Dr. Mechio Cocku
Tat Gray Wants to be shoulder deep in the cunt of a cow.
Adam Kaplan wrangles Mechio Cocku and disappoints us all!
Dr. Mechio Cocku confirms that he is straight or does he?</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>57:33</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>Michio Kaku, Alcoholics Anonymous, Britain, Genesis Science Debunks Religion</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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        <item>
            <title>Ep 048: 2 Dimensional Baseball &amp; Goat Fucking - Matt Kirshen, Brooks Wheelan, Eric Cash, Darlene Helton - January 11, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Kirshen&lt;br /&gt;
Brooks Wheelan&lt;br /&gt;
Eric Cash&lt;br /&gt;
Darlene Helton&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Kirshen explains why the Scottish are Britain&apos;s Jews&lt;br /&gt;
Brooks Wheelan will turn Satanist if Eric can conjure a goat four years from now.&lt;br /&gt;
Eric Cash claims to be a card carrying Satanist and talks Darlene out of doing drugs&lt;br /&gt;
Darlene Helton wants a drug that will make her happy.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 048: 2 Dimensional Baseball &amp; Goat Fucking - Matt Kirshen, Brooks Wheelan, Eric Cash, Darlene Helton - January 11, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Matt Kirshen
Brooks Wheelan
Eric Cash
Darlene Helton
Matt Kirshen explains why the Scottish are Britain&apos;s Jews
Brooks Wheelan will turn Satanist if Eric can conjure a goat four years from now.
Eric Cash claims to be a card carrying Satanist and talks Darlene out of doing drugs
Darlene Helton wants a drug that will make her happy.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:08</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>Satanism, Satanist, Last Comic Standing, Catholic, Sweaty, Tenner</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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        <item>
            <title>Ep 047: Pt. 2 - AA Without A Higher Power? - David Feldman, Jimmy Dore, Frank Coniff - January 4, 2012</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Frank Conniff&lt;br /&gt;
David Feldman&lt;br /&gt;
Jimmy Dore &lt;br /&gt;
Frank Conniff is TV&apos;s Frank from MST3000! That&apos;s all you need to know.&lt;br /&gt;
David Feldman is now an atheist after hearing about the Quad Cities!&lt;br /&gt;
Jimmy Dore believed in God until he saw his dad kiss the Bishop&apos;s ring.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 4 Jan 2012 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 047: Pt. 2 - AA Without A Higher Power? - David Feldman, Jimmy Dore, Frank Coniff - January 4, 2012</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Frank Conniff
David Feldman
Jimmy Dore 
Frank Conniff is TV&apos;s Frank from MST3000! That&apos;s all you need to know.
David Feldman is now an atheist after hearing about the Quad Cities!
Jimmy Dore believed in God until he saw his dad kiss the Bishop&apos;s ring.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:44</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, higher power, morality, MST 3000, Mystery Science Theatre, Richard Feynman</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
        </item>
        <item>
            <title>Ep 046: Pt. 1 - AA Without A Higher Power? - David Feldman, Jimmy Dore, Frank Coniff - December 28, 2011</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Frank Conniff&lt;br /&gt;
David Feldman&lt;br /&gt;
Jimmy Dore &lt;br /&gt;
Frank Conniff Has sat in a room with a lot of people drinking coffee. So what?&lt;br /&gt;
David Feldman thinks all atheists are just angry at god.&lt;br /&gt;
Jimmy Dore will pretend to believe in god if he gets to talk the most.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 046: Pt. 1 - AA Without A Higher Power? - David Feldman, Jimmy Dore, Frank Coniff - December 28, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Frank Conniff
David Feldman
Jimmy Dore 
Frank Conniff Has sat in a room with a lot of people drinking coffee. So what?
David Feldman thinks all atheists are just angry at god.
Jimmy Dore will pretend to believe in god if he gets to talk the most.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>54:09</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, higher power, morality, david feldman, frank coniff, jimmy dore, the david feldman podcast</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 045: HO HO HO! Merry Kentmas! - Erik Ransom, David Avallone, Alex Stein, Amy Engelhardt - December 22, 2011</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Erik Ransom&lt;br /&gt;
David Avallone&lt;br /&gt;
Alex Stein&lt;br /&gt;
Amy Engelhardt&lt;br /&gt;
Erik Ransom&apos;s show &apos;Coming&apos;, to a theatre near you if you live in New York.&lt;br /&gt;
David Avallone creates his own holiday called Kentmas. The X-tians made up Christmas, why can&apos;t he?&lt;br /&gt;
Alex Stein is a writer who says words out of his face mouth, including doorknob and the &apos;igger word!&lt;br /&gt;
Amy Engelhardt sings gospel like an angel even though she&apos;s a heathen.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 045: HO HO HO! Merry Kentmas! - Erik Ransom, David Avallone, Alex Stein, Amy Engelhardt - December 22, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Erik Ransom
David Avallone
Alex Stein
Amy Engelhardt
Erik Ransom&apos;s show &apos;Coming&apos;, to a theatre near you if you live in New York.
David Avallone creates his own holiday called Kentmas. The X-tians made up Christmas, why can&apos;t he?
Alex Stein is a writer who says words out of his face mouth, including doorknob and the &apos;igger word!
Amy Engelhardt sings gospel like an angel even though she&apos;s a heathen.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>58:16</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>Erik Ransom, David Avallone, Alex Stein, Amy Engelhardt</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
        </item>
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            <title>Ep 044: Pwning the God Hates Fags Fags - Dave Sirus, Adam Kaplan, Phillip Kim - December 14, 2011</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Dave Sirus&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan&lt;br /&gt;
Philip Kim&lt;br /&gt;
Dave Sirus is not sure if he&apos;s agnostic, atheist, or retarded.&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan loathes himself like a heavyweight boxing champion&lt;br /&gt;
Philip Kim wrestles with the complexity of the natural world and loses.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 044: Pwning the God Hates Fags Fags - Dave Sirus, Adam Kaplan, Phillip Kim - December 14, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Dave Sirus
Adam Kaplan
Philip Kim
Dave Sirus is not sure if he&apos;s agnostic, atheist, or retarded.
Adam Kaplan loathes himself like a heavyweight boxing champion
Philip Kim wrestles with the complexity of the natural world and loses.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:59</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>dave sirus,adam kaplan,phillip kim,Atheist atheism agnostic science reason critical thinking Westburo Baptist church Fred Phelps humor comedy hilarious</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 043: Fuck Rick Perry But Huzzah For Magic Mormon Underpants - Dave Silverman, Anthony Szpak, Adam Kaplan, Sam Singleton - December 7, 2011</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Dave Silverman&lt;br /&gt;
Anthony Szpak&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan&lt;br /&gt;
Sam Singleton&lt;br /&gt;
Dave Silverman explains why non-believers are the fastest growing group in the US.&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan waxes anti-Semitic... AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
Anthony Szpak wants a bigger penis through magic mormon underpants.&lt;br /&gt;
Brother Sam explains how he upset the xtian gelato guy at Skepticon.&lt;br /&gt;
Emery Emery can&apos;t take it anymore and loses his shit over Rick Perry.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 7 Dec 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 043: Fuck Rick Perry But Huzzah For Magic Mormon Underpants - Dave Silverman, Anthony Szpak, Adam Kaplan, Sam Singleton - December 7, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Dave Silverman
Anthony Szpak
Adam Kaplan
Sam Singleton
Dave Silverman explains why non-believers are the fastest growing group in the US.
Adam Kaplan waxes anti-Semitic... AGAIN!
Anthony Szpak wants a bigger penis through magic mormon underpants.
Brother Sam explains how he upset the xtian gelato guy at Skepticon.
Emery Emery can&apos;t take it anymore and loses his shit over Rick Perry.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:19</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>dave silverman,anthony szpak,adam kaplan,sam singleton</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
        </item>
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            <title>Ep 042: Our 1st Attempt At Taking Calls: Worse Than A Back Alley Abortion! - Adam Kaplan - November 30, 2011</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan&lt;br /&gt;
Emery Emery begs you to NOT listen to this episode!&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan mocks Emery for not knowing how to take calls.&lt;br /&gt;
The Listeners hang in there as we finally figured out how to take calls.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 042: Our 1st Attempt At Taking Calls: Worse Than A Back Alley Abortion! - Adam Kaplan - November 30, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Adam Kaplan
Emery Emery begs you to NOT listen to this episode!
Adam Kaplan mocks Emery for not knowing how to take calls.
The Listeners hang in there as we finally figured out how to take calls.</itunes:summary>
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            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>tony tripoli,penelope lombard,carrie poppy</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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            <title>Ep 041: Nigerian Scammers, Intuition and Other Gay Stuff - Tony Tripoli, Penelope Lombard, Carrie Poppy - November 23, 2011</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Tony Tripoli&lt;br /&gt;
Penelope Lombard&lt;br /&gt;
Carrie Poppy&lt;br /&gt;
Tony Tripoli predicts a future where drug induced coma is a vacation.&lt;br /&gt;
Penelope Lombard predicts the future through her dreams.&lt;br /&gt;
Carrie Poppy predicts nothing because she&apos;s reasonable.</description>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 041: Nigerian Scammers, Intuition and Other Gay Stuff - Tony Tripoli, Penelope Lombard, Carrie Poppy - November 23, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Tony Tripoli
Penelope Lombard
Carrie Poppy
Tony Tripoli predicts a future where drug induced coma is a vacation.
Penelope Lombard predicts the future through her dreams.
Carrie Poppy predicts nothing because she&apos;s reasonable.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:00:07</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>tony tripoli,penelope lombard,carrie poppy</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 040: Creationist Museums: Debunking The Evolution Debunkers! - Ryan Stout, Adam Kaplan, Nick Mullin - November 16, 2011</title>
            <description>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
Guests&lt;br /&gt;
Ryan Stout &lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan&lt;br /&gt;
Nick Mullen&lt;br /&gt;
Ryan Stout explains that he is more of a hoper than a believer.&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Kaplan thinks god is just an ass raping machine.&lt;br /&gt;
Nick Mullen schools Emery on the originator of the big bang.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 040: Creationist Museums: Debunking The Evolution Debunkers! - Ryan Stout, Adam Kaplan, Nick Mullin - November 16, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Ryan Stout 
Adam Kaplan
Nick Mullen
Ryan Stout explains that he is more of a hoper than a believer.
Adam Kaplan thinks god is just an ass raping machine.
Nick Mullen schools Emery on the originator of the big bang.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:01:53</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ryan stout,adam kaplan,nick mullin,debunking evolution</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 039: Brody vibrates, Randy tirades while Jake pontificates. - Brody Stevens, Randy Kagan, Jake Farr Wharton - November 9, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Brody Stevens<br />
Randy Kagan<br />
Jake Farr Wharton<br />
Brody Stevens defends vibrations and power bands.<br />
Randy Kagan hilariously and relentlessly destroys everything.<br />
Jake Farr Wharton tries to reason with Brody while being roasted by Randy.]]>
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            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 039: Brody vibrates, Randy tirades while Jake pontificates. - Brody Stevens, Randy Kagan, Jake Farr Wharton - November 9, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Brody Stevens
Randy Kagan
Jake Farr Wharton
Brody Stevens defends vibrations and power bands.
Randy Kagan hilariously and relentlessly destroys everything.
Jake Farr Wharton tries to reason with Brody while being roasted by Randy.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:04</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>brody stevens,randy kagan,jake farr wharton</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 038: Debra Relieves Henry&apos;s Tension And Tosses Todd&apos;s Salad! - Todd Glass, Debra Wilson, Henry Phillips - November 2, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Debra Wilson<br />
Todd Glass<br />
Henry Phillips<br />
Debra Wilson says god is love and love is her religion.<br />
Todd Glass believes everyone is 99% agnostic.<br />
Henry Phillips will only share his opinions through the gift of song.]]>
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            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 2 Nov 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 038: Debra Relieves Henry&apos;s Tension And Tosses Todd&apos;s Salad! - Todd Glass, Debra Wilson, Henry Phillips - November 2, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Debra Wilson
Todd Glass
Henry Phillips
Debra Wilson says god is love and love is her religion.
Todd Glass believes everyone is 99% agnostic.
Henry Phillips will only share his opinions through the gift of song.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:01:53</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>todd glass,debra wilson,henry phillips</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 037: Crasnick, Kaplan &amp; Stein. Jewy, Jewer &amp; Jew-ish. - Ed Crasnick, Alex Stein, Adam Kaplan - October 26, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Ed Crasnick<br />
Alex Stein<br />
Adam Kaplan<br />
Ed Crasnick shakes god on the drive to the studio!<br />
Alex Stein marvels at the unexplainable but is he agnostic?<br />
Adam Kaplan explains his hebrew tattoos! 6 million strong?]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 037: Crasnick, Kaplan &amp; Stein. Jewy, Jewer &amp; Jew-ish. - Ed Crasnick, Alex Stein, Adam Kaplan - October 26, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Ed Crasnick
Alex Stein
Adam Kaplan
Ed Crasnick shakes god on the drive to the studio!
Alex Stein marvels at the unexplainable but is he agnostic?
Adam Kaplan explains his hebrew tattoos! 6 million strong?</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:18</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>Ed Crasnik, Alex Stein, Adam Kaplan</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 036: Jesus Hung With Lepers, Hookers &amp; Crooks, OH MY! - John Fugelsang, Taylor Williamson, Steven Paul Leiva - October 19, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
John Fugelsang<br />
Taylor Williamson<br />
Steven Paul Leiva<br />
John Fugelsang 9loves Jesus, acid and shrooms.<br />
Taylor Williamson plugs his Twitter, MySpace and mom.<br />
Steven Paul Leiva plugs Fugelsang’s leaky dyke of logic as well as his book, Traveling In Space.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 036: Jesus Hung With Lepers, Hookers &amp; Crooks, OH MY! - John Fugelsang, Taylor Williamson, Steven Paul Leiva - October 19, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
John Fugelsang
Taylor Williamson
Steven Paul Leiva
John Fugelsang loves Jesus, acid and shrooms.
Taylor Williamson plugs his Twitter, MySpace and mom.
Steven Paul Leiva plugs Fugelsang’s leaky dyke of logic as well as his book, Traveling In Space.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:40</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>john fugelsang,taylor williamson,steven paul leiva,traveling in space</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 035: AJ Finney places 5th in the SF Comedy Competition! Praise Ganesha! - AJ Finny, Dustin Kaufman, Darlene Helton - October 12, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
AJ Finney<br />
Dustin Kaufman<br />
Darlene Helton<br />
AJ Finney brings out his lucky Ganesha and the show goes really well!<br />
Dustin Kaufman finds god in two plants on either side of a path.<br />
Darlene Helton discovers that she caused her sister to be meaner than shit!<br />]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 035: AJ Finney places 5th in the SF Comedy Competition! Praise Ganesha! - AJ Finny, Dustin Kaufman, Darlene Helton - October 12, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
AJ Finney
Dustin Kaufman
Darlene Helton
AJ Finney brings out his lucky Ganesha and the show goes really well!
Dustin Kaufman finds god in two plants on either side of a path.
Darlene Helton discovers that she caused her sister to be meaner than shit!</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:06</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>aj finny,kustin kaufman,darlene helton,sf comedy competition,ganesha,san fransico comedy competition</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 034: Is Kirk Cameron a rapist or not? - Jarrett Lennon Kaufman, Adam Kaplan, Tommy James - October 5, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman<br />
Adam Kaplan<br />
Tommy James<br />
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman is exposed for being a child star! Oh the shame!<br />
Adam Kaplan claims Kirk Cameron is a rapist who refuses to witness to him.<br />
Tommy James Pitches his suicide letter service idea.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 034: Is Kirk Cameron a rapist or not? - Jarrett Lennon Kaufman, Adam Kaplan, Tommy James - October 5, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman
Adam Kaplan
Tommy James
Jarrett Lennon Kaufman is exposed for being a child star! Oh the shame!
Adam Kaplan claims Kirk Cameron is a rapist who refuses to witness to him.
Tommy James Pitches his suicide letter service idea.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>56:38</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 033: Catholic BDSM! Antisemitism! We&apos;re deep in the the C*nt Gutter! - Anthony Szpak, Adam Kaplan, Andy Sell, Christian (Identity Protected) - September 28, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Anthony Szpak<br />
Adam Kaplan<br />
Andy Sell<br />
Christian (Identity Protected)<br />
Anthony Szpak Is horrified by virtually everything Adam and Emery say.<br />
Adam Kaplan Tells the hilarious tale of being molested by a holocaust survivor.<br />
Andy Sell is horrified to sit next to Adam.<br />
Christian explains how Catholicism turned him into a BDSM freak.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 033: Catholic BDSM! Antisemitism! We&apos;re deep in the the C*nt Gutter! - Anthony Szpak, Adam Kaplan, Andy Sell, Christian (Identity Protected) - September 28, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Anthony Szpak
Adam Kaplan
Andy Sell
Christian (Identity Protected)
Anthony Szpak Is horrified by virtually everything Adam and Emery say.
Adam Kaplan Tells the hilarious tale of being molested by a holocaust survivor.
Andy Sell is horrified to sit next to Adam.
Christian explains how Catholicism turned him into a BDSM freak.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:14</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 032: Roger Nygard explains &quot;The Nature Of Existence&quot; - Roger Nygard, Betsy Salkind, Stevie Ray Fromstein - September 21, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Roger Nygard<br />
Betsy Salkind<br />
Stevie Ray Fromstein<br />
Roger Nygard brings the knowledge of all religions!<br />
Betsy Salkind brings bible stories that make Emery cum.<br />
Stevie Ray Fromstein brings the jokes that make Emery cum.<br />]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 032: Roger Nygard explains &quot;The Nature Of Existence&quot; - Roger Nygard, Betsy Salkind, Stevie Ray Fromstein - September 21, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Roger Nygard
Betsy Salkind
Stevie Ray Fromstein
Roger Nygard brings the knowledge of all religions!
Betsy Salkind brings bible stories that make Emery cum.
Stevie Ray Fromstein brings the jokes that make Emery cum.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:11</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 031: Tam Tam Pamela - Christian Troll Comes Clean - Darlene Helton, Tam Tam Pamela, Lee Camp - September 14, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Darlene Helton<br />
Tam Tam Pamela<br />
Lee Camp<br />
Darlene Helton brings the weight of the bible and gets hit on by Lee Camp.<br />
Tam Tam Pamela tells Lee Camp that he lacks Jesus in his life.<br />
Lee Camp, a reformed Jew who pwned FOX News!]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 031: Tam Tam Pamela - Christian Troll Comes Clean - Darlene Helton, Tam Tam Pamela, Lee Camp - September 14, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Darlene Helton
Tam Tam Pamela
Lee Camp
Darlene Helton brings the weight of the bible and gets hit on by Lee Camp.
Tam Tam Pamela tells Lee Camp that he lacks Jesus in his life.
Lee Camp, a reformed Jew who pwned FOX News!</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:17</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 030: Emery&apos;s Godless Mom Won&apos;t Fit In 1 Episode! Part 2 - Darlene Helton, Rick Shapiro - September 7, 2011</title>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Hosts: &lt;/b&gt;Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Guests&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Darlene Helton&lt;br /&gt;
Rick Shapiro&lt;br /&gt;
Darlene Helton begins to think critically in her 60s&lt;br /&gt;
Rick Shapiro admits to having a twin.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 7 Sep 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 030: Emery&apos;s Godless Mom Won&apos;t Fit In 1 Episode! Part 2 - Darlene Helton, Rick Shapiro - September 7, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Darlene Helton
Rick Shapiro
Darlene Helton begins to think critically in her 60s
Rick Shapiro admits to having a twin.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:44</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 029: Emery&apos;s Godless Mom Won&apos;t Fit In 1 Episode! Part 1 - Darlene Helton, Rick Shapiro - August 31, 2011</title>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Hosts: &lt;/b&gt;Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Guests&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Darlene Helton&lt;br /&gt;
Rick Shapiro&lt;br /&gt;
Darlene Helton shares her story of shedding god and raising Emery.&lt;br /&gt;
Rick Shapiro waxes sexual, philosophical and emotional.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 029: Emery&apos;s Godless Mom Won&apos;t Fit In 1 Episode! Part 1 - Darlene Helton, Rick Shapiro - August 31, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Darlene Helton
Rick Shapiro
Darlene Helton shares her story of shedding god and raising Emery.
Rick Shapiro waxes sexual, philosophical and emotional.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:24</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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            <title>Ep 028: The Pot Episode: What Was I saying...? - Paul Krassner, Steve Gelder, Zach Kahn - August 24, 2011</title>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Hosts: &lt;/b&gt;Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Guests&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Paul Krassner quotes Lenny Bruce and educates us about the war on drugs.&lt;br /&gt;
Steve Gelder is never too far from his pot.&lt;br /&gt;
Zach Kahn covers for Tommy Chong by getting REALLY stoned!&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 028: The Pot Episode: What Was I saying...? - Paul Krassner, Steve Gelder, Zach Kahn - August 24, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson
Guests
Paul Krassner quotes Lenny Bruce and educates us about the war on drugs.
Steve Gelder is never too far from his pot.
Zach Kahn covers for Tommy Chong by getting REALLY stoned!</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:30</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 027: Carlos Alazraqui Lost His Wife When Fred Stoller And Brought John Over. - Carlos Alazraqui, Fred Stoller, John Over - August 17, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Carlos Alazraqui<br />
Fred Stoller<br />
John Over<br />
Carlos Alazraqui worships only his therapist.<br />
Fred Stoller asks why atheists are so ardent, but he's only asking for a friend.<br />
John Over confirms that animators really do draw secret cocks in cartoons.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 027: Carlos Alazraqui Lost His Wife When Fred Stoller And Brought John Over. - Carlos Alazraqui, Fred Stoller, John Over - August 17, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson
Guests
Carlos Alazraqui
Fred Stoller
John Over
Carlos Alazraqui worships only his therapist.
Fred Stoller asks why atheists are so ardent, but he&apos;s only asking for a friend.
John Over confirms that animators really do draw secret cocks in cartoons.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>58:04</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 026: Richard Dawkins and the un-known Muslim! - Richard Dawkins, Paul Provenza, Troy Conrad, Cristina Rad, Omar Rashid - August 10, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Richard Dawkins<br />
Paul Provenza<br />
Troy Conrad<br />
Cristina Rad<br />
Omar Rashid<br />
Richard Dawkins drops in for a lesson on Islam.<br />
Omar Rashid is a recovering Muslim and that's NOT his real name.<br />
Paul Provenza makes sure that Emery can offend completely.<br />
Troy Conrad brings Omar into the lion's den.<br />
Cristina Rad is much more than a YouTube sensation!]]>
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            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 026: Richard Dawkins and the un-known Muslim! - Richard Dawkins, Paul Provenza, Troy Conrad, Cristina Rad, Omar Rashid - August 10, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Richard Dawkins
Paul Provenza
Troy Conrad
Cristina Rad
Omar Rashid
Richard Dawkins drops in for a lesson on Islam.
Omar Rashid is a recovering Muslim and that&apos;s NOT his real name.
Paul Provenza makes sure that Emery can offend completely.
Troy Conrad brings Omar into the lion&apos;s den.
Cristina Rad is much more than a YouTube sensation!</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>50:56</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 025: Heather sniffs the seat of Neil deGrasse Tyson! - Neil deGrasse Tyson, Paul Provenza, Jamie Kilstein, Kelly Carlin - August 3, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Neil deGrasse Tyson<br />
Paul Provenza<br />
Jamie Kilstein<br />
Kelly Carlin<br />
Neil deGrasse Tyson is so frustrated by politicians he is forced to use the 'uck word!<br />
Paul Provenza fears he's responsible for getting Pluto cancelled.<br />
Jamie Kilstein wants to send Justin Beiber to Mars!<br />
Kelly Carlin schools us on the need for global empathy.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 3 Aug 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 025: Heather sniffs the seat of Neil deGrasse Tyson! - Neil deGrasse Tyson, Paul Provenza, Jamie Kilstein, Kelly Carlin - August 3, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Paul Provenza
Jamie Kilstein
Kelly Carlin
Neil deGrasse Tyson is so frustrated by politicians he is forced to use the &apos;uck word!
Paul Provenza fears he&apos;s responsible for getting Pluto cancelled.
Jamie Kilstein wants to send Justin Beiber to Mars!
Kelly Carlin schools us on the need for global empathy.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>53:54</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 024: EZ PZ and the Fisting Quagmire! Part 2 - PZ Myers,Thunderf00t, Jamie Kilstein, Suzanne Whang, Eric Schwartz, Paul Provenza - July 27, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
PZ Myers<br />
Thunderf00t<br />
Jamie Kilstein<br />
Suzanne Whang<br />
Eric Schwartz<br />
Paul Provenza<br />
PZ Myers wants to stick a ruler up god's butt.<br />
Thunderf00t gets clarity about Suzanne's beliefs.<br />
Jamie Kilstein adores his cats, the "Dark Knight", his wife and vegan nachos<br />
Suzanne Whang is spiritual not religious!<br />
Eric Schwartz replaces pot with god?<br />
Paul Provenza jumps in to give human beings the credit.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 024: EZ PZ and the Fisting Quagmire! Part 2 - PZ Myers,Thunderf00t, Jamie Kilstein, Suzanne Whang, Eric Schwartz, Paul Provenza - July 27, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
PZ Myers
Thunderf00t
Jamie Kilstein
Suzanne Whang
Eric Schwartz
Paul Provenza
PZ Myers wants to stick a ruler up god&apos;s butt..com/pharyngula/
Thunderf00t gets clarity about Suzanne&apos;s beliefs..com/user/Thunderf00t
Jamie Kilstein adores his cats, the &quot;Dark Knight&quot;, his wife and vegan nachos
Suzanne Whang is spiritual not religious!
Eric Schwartz replaces pot with god?
Paul Provenza jumps in to give human beings the credit.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>54:46</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 023: EZ PZ and the Fisting Quagmire! Part 1 - PZ Myers,Thunderf00t, Jamie Kilstein, Suzanne Whang, Eric Schwartz - July 20, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
PZ Myers<br />
Thunderf00t<br />
Jamie Kilstein<br />
Suzanne Whang<br />
Eric Schwartz<br />
PZ Myers explains everything with prefect clarity.<br />
Thunderf00t p0wns Ray Comfort.<br />
Jamie Kilstein get us into a fisting quagmire.<br />
Suzanne Whang invites us all to get fisted!<br />
Eric Schwartz confirms that asian vagina runs vertically.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 023: EZ PZ and the Fisting Quagmire! Part 1 - PZ Myers,Thunderf00t, Jamie Kilstein, Suzanne Whang, Eric Schwartz - July 20, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Host Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
PZ Myers
Thunderf00t
Jamie Kilstein
Suzanne Whang
Eric Schwartz
PZ Myers explains everything with prefect clarity.
Thunderf00t p0wns Ray Comfort.
Jamie Kilstein get us into a fisting quagmire.
Suzanne Whang invites us all to get fisted!
Eric Schwartz confirms that asian vagina runs vertically.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:28</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 022: Conjunction Junction, what&apos;s Blaine&apos;s major malfunction? - Paul Gilmartin, Blaine Capatch, Grae Drake, Harry Lonsdale - July 13, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Paul Gilmartin<br />
Blaine Capatch<br />
Grae Drake<br />
Harry Lonsdale<br />
Paul Gilmartin pitches the best flash mob ever.<br />
Blaine Capatch is a person, place AND thing... on Salvia!<br />
Grae Drake admits to working on "Extreme Home Makeover".<br />
Harry Lonsdale is an American hero for financing the scientific pursuit of life's origins!]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 022: Conjunction Junction, what&apos;s Blaine&apos;s major malfunction? - Paul Gilmartin, Blaine Capatch, Grae Drake, Harry Lonsdale - July 13, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Paul Gilmartin
Blaine Capatch
Grae Drake
Harry Lonsdale
Paul Gilmartin pitches the best flash mob ever.
Blaine Capatch is a person, place AND thing... on Salvia!
Grae Drake admits to working on &quot;Extreme Home Makeover&quot;.
Harry Lonsdale is an American hero for financing the scientific pursuit of life&apos;s origins!</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>54:55</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 021: Rebecca Watson and a bonehead walk into an elevator! - Tracie Harris, Jessie Marion, Vanessa Guttormson</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Tracie Harris<br />
Jessie Marion<br />
Vanessa Guttormson<br />
Tracie Harris brings the facts as only Tracie Harris can!<br />
Jessie Marion flashes Emery and mispronounces nuclear.<br />
Vanessa Guttormson loses her faith in Rebecca but not reason.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 6 Jul 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 021: Rebecca Watson and a bonehead walk into an elevator! - Tracie Harris, Jessie Marion, Vanessa Guttormson</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Tracie Harris
Jessie Marion
Vanessa Guttormson
Tracie Harris brings the facts as only Tracie Harris can!
Jessie Marion flashes Emery and mispronounces nuclear.
Vanessa Guttormson loses her faith in Rebecca but not reason.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>58:31</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 020:  Dave Foley&apos;s intervention, starring Paul Provenza and Tim Minchin - June 29, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Tim Minchin<br />
Dave Foley<br />
Paul Provenza<br />
Tim Minchin would suck off God if he were real and gives Heather a brain-on!<br />
Dave Foley believes that life is meaningless but fools himself into having meaning.<br />
Paul Provenza tries to moderate Dave's recovery but comes to realize that life is meaningless.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 020:  Dave Foley&apos;s intervention, starring Paul Provenza and Tim Minchin - June 29, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Tim Minchin
Dave Foley
Paul Provenza
Tim Minchin would suck off God if he were real and gives Heather a brain-on!
Dave Foley believes that life is meaningless but fools himself into having meaning.
Paul Provenza tries to moderate Dave&apos;s recovery but comes to realize that life is meaningless.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:43</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 019: The 3 Jew Revue Part Shtayim! - Laura Silverman, Gary Shapiro, Bj Kramer, Cameron Winters - June 22, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Laura Silverman<br />
Gary Shapiro<br />
Bj Kramer<br />
Cameron Winters<br />
Laura Silverman calls Emery out on his hypocrisy.<br />
Gary Shapiro makes us all wonder if being a Jew isn't so bad.<br />
BJ Kramer kicks the doors off his atheistic closet once and for all.<br />
Cameron Winters takes it all in.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 019: The 3 Jew Revue Part Shtayim! - Laura Silverman, Gary Shapiro, Bj Kramer, Cameron Winters - June 22, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Laura Silverman
Gary Shapiro
Bj Kramer
Cameron Winters
Laura Silverman calls Emery out on his hypocrisy.
Gary Shapiro makes us all wonder if being a Jew isn&apos;t so bad.
BJ Kramer kicks the doors off his atheistic closet once and for all.
Cameron Winters takes it all in.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:40</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
        </item>
        <item>
            <title>Ep 018: There are a lot of atheists in fist holes! - Matt Kirshen, Daniel Dominguez, Steve Ochs - June 15, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Matt Kirshen<br />
Daniel Dominguez<br />
Steve Ochs<br />
Matt Kirshen reads the male.<br />
Daniel Dominguez comes clean on men.<br />
Steve Ochs is an apatheist with a fisty sister.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 018: There are a lot of atheists in fist holes! - Matt Kirshen, Daniel Dominguez, Steve Ochs - June 15, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Matt Kirshen
Daniel Dominguez
Steve Ochs
Matt Kirshen reads the male.
Daniel Dominguez comes clean on men.
Steve Ochs is an apatheist with a fisty sister.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:40</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 017: Mentally disabled comedian Eddie Ifft realizes he&apos;s a retard! - Eddie Ifft, Matt Weinhold, Charlie Horner - June 8, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Eddie Ifft<br />
Matt Weinhold<br />
Charlie Horner<br />
Eddie Ifft almost gets molested, by his priest AND by Emery.<br />
Matt Weinhold is simply insignificant but not an idiot.<br />
Charlie Horner's dad is deacon who doesn't molest.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 8 Jun 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 017: Mentally disabled comedian Eddie Ifft realizes he&apos;s a retard! - Eddie Ifft, Matt Weinhold, Charlie Horner - June 8, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Eddie Ifft
Matt Weinhold
Charlie Horner
Eddie Ifft almost gets molested, by his priest AND by Emery.
Matt Weinhold is simply insignificant but not an idiot.
Charlie Horner&apos;s dad is deacon who doesn&apos;t molest.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:40</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 016: A Druid, a Witch and a Satanist walk into a bar... - Stanton LaVey, Dylan Brody, Rhonda DeFelice, Brian Seitzman - June 1, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Stanton LaVey<br />
Dylan Brody<br />
Rhonda DeFelice<br />
Brian Seitzman<br />
Stanton LaVey can kill you with his brain.<br />
Dylan Brody just kills... with jokes from his brain!<br />
Rhonda DeFelice refuses to use her powers to kill.<br />
Brian Seitzman asks Stanton to cause a small cut his finger.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 016: A Druid, a Witch and a Satanist walk into a bar... - Stanton LaVey, Dylan Brody, Rhonda DeFelice, Brian Seitzman - June 1, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Stanton LaVey
Dylan Brody
Rhonda DeFelice
Brian Seitzman
Stanton LaVey can kill you with his brain.
Dylan Brody just kills... with jokes from his brain!
Rhonda DeFelice refuses to use her powers to kill.
Brian Seitzman asks Stanton to cause a small cut his finger.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:00:41</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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        <item>
            <title>Ep 015: Harold Camping or Gilbert Gottfried? Who you gonna believe? - Gilbert Gottfried, Eddie Pepitone, Billy the Mime, Jim Turner, Craig Anton - May 25, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Gilbert Gottfried<br />
Eddie Pepitone as Harold Camping<br />
Billy The Mime<br />
Jim Turner<br />
Craig Anton<br />
Gilbert Gottfried predicts the end of the world<br />
Harold Camping who sounds suspiciously like Eddie Pepitone defends his phychosis!<br />
Billy The Mime Speaks!<br />
Jim Turner Is chased down by Mark Wahlberg because God is pretend.<br />
Craig Anton believes in chaos.<br />]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 015: Harold Camping or Gilbert Gottfried? Who you gonna believe? - Gilbert Gottfried, Eddie Pepitone, Billy the Mime, Jim Turner, Craig Anton - May 25, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Gilbert Gottfried
Eddie Pepitone as Harold Camping
Billy The Mime
Jim Turner
Craig Anton
Gilbert Gottfried predicts the end of the world
Harold Camping who sounds suspiciously like Eddie Pepitone defends his phychosis!
Billy The Mime Speaks!
Jim Turner Is chased down by Mark Wahlberg because God is pretend.
Craig Anton believes in chaos.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:20</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 014: The 3 Jew Revue! If you can&apos;t take the heat, get out of the oven. - Myq Kaplan, Gary Shapiro, Zach Sherwin - May 18, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Myq Kaplan<br />
Zach Sherwin<br />
Gary Shapiro<br />
Myq Kaplan plugs his appearance on our show, on our show.<br />
Zach Sherwin has a yarmulke made of hair.<br />
Cantor Shapiro defends his religion like a christian in a den of lions.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 014: The 3 Jew Revue! If you can&apos;t take the heat, get out of the oven. - Myq Kaplan, Gary Shapiro, Zach Sherwin - May 18, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Myq Kaplan
Zach Sherwin
Gary Shapiro
Myq Kaplan plugs his appearance on our show, on our show.
Zach Sherwin has a yarmulke made of hair.
Cantor Shapiro defends his religion like a christian in a den of lions.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:00:31</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 013: 3 Moms And 1 Boy! - 12 Year Old Devon and his mom, Beth - (Identities Protected) Laurie Kilmartin Darlene Taylor (Emery&apos;s Mom) - May 11, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
12 Year Old Devon and his mom, Beth - (Identities Protected)<br />
Laurie Kilmartin<br />
Darlene Taylor (Emery's Mom)<br />
Devon tells his story of becoming an atheist by age 8 and how he was shunned by a friend!<br />
Emery's Mom, Darlene, explains how she shed her faith and replaced prayer with action.<br />
Laurie Kilmartin struggles with what to tell her 4 year old.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 013: 3 Moms And 1 Boy! - 12 Year Old Devon and his mom, Beth - (Identities Protected) Laurie Kilmartin Darlene Taylor (Emery&apos;s Mom) - May 11, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
12 Year Old Devon and his mom, Beth - (Identities Protected)
Laurie Kilmartin
Darlene Taylor (Emery&apos;s Mom)
Devon tells his story of becoming an atheist by age 8 and how he was shunned by a friend!
Emery&apos;s Mom, Darlene, explains how she shed her faith and replaced prayer with action.
Laurie Kilmartin struggles with what to tell her 4 year old.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:12</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 012: An Xtian in The Lion&apos;s Den! - Oscar Nunez, Jeff Hatz, Nate Bargatze - May 4, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Oscar Nunez<br />
Jeff Hatz<br />
Nate Bargatze<br />
Nate Bargatze exercises his free will and chooses to spend an hour with heathens.<br />
Jeff Hatz exercises his free will and screams at Nate like the ardent atheist he is.<br />
Oscar Nunez is amazed to learn that we don't really have free will.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 4 May 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 012: An Xtian in The Lion&apos;s Den! - Oscar Nunez, Jeff Hatz, Nate Bargate - May 4, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Oscar Nunez
Jeff Hatz
Nate Bargatze
Nate Bargatze exercises his free will and chooses to spend an hour with heathens.
Jeff Hatz exercises his free will and screams at Nate like the ardent atheist he is.
Oscar Nunez is amazed to learn that we don&apos;t really have free will.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:00:19</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 011: Reformed Scam Artist tells all as Emery and Porter throw down! - Chris Porter, Dean Cameron, Kate The Reformed Scam Artist - April 27, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Chris Porter<br />
Dean Cameron<br />
Kate The Reformed Scam Artist<br />
Chris Porter tells Emery that he's wrong to say that what Porter believes is wrong and that he would never tell Emery that he's wrong, even though he just declared how wrong Emery is to say that Porter is wrong.<br />
Dean Cameron gets a call from a super-fan and slips in a plug for "Nigerian Spam Scam Scam".<br />
Kate relates how an episode of "Penn & Teller's Bullshit" changed her life.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 011: Reformed Scam Artist tells all as Emery and Porter throw down! - Chris Porter, Dean Cameron, Kate The Reformed Scam Artist - April 27, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Chris Porter
Dean Cameron
Kate The Reformed Scam Artist
Chris Porter tells Emery that he&apos;s wrong to say that what Porter believes is wrong and that he would never tell Emery that he&apos;s wrong, even though he just declared how wrong Emery is to say that Porter is wrong.
Dean Cameron gets a call from a super-fan and slips in a plug for &quot;Nigerian Spam Scam Scam&quot;.
Kate relates how an episode of &quot;Penn &amp; Teller&apos;s Bullshit&quot; changed her life.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:02:05</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 010: Praying for Glenn Beck to Sprain his Ankle - Ryan Stout, John Wing, Jon Ross - April 20, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Ryan Stout<br />
John Wing<br />
Jon Ross<br />
Ryan Stout exclaims it's none of our business... that he's a non-believer?<br />
John Wing doesn't want 72 virgins, he prefers 72 MILFS!<br />
Jon Ross is amazed by "The Force" and schools Emery on how little he knows.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 010: Praying for Glenn Beck to Sprain his Ankle - Ryan Stout, John Wing, Jon Ross - April 20, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson
Guests
Ryan Stout
John Wing
Jon Ross
Ryan Stout exclaims it&apos;s none of our business... that he&apos;s a non-believer?
John Wing doesn&apos;t want 72 virgins, he prefers 72 MILFS!
Jon Ross is amazed by &quot;The Force&quot; and schools Emery on how little he knows.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>58:58</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 009: Bob&apos;s back in the closet as Jimmy outs his Priest. - Bob Odenkirk, Jimmy Dore, Laura from &quot;Fact vs. Religion&quot; - April 13, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Bob Odenkirk<br />
Jimmy Dore<br />
Laura from "Fact vs. Religion"<br />
Bob Odenkirk is NOT an atheist but he doesn't believe in god!<br />
Jimmy Dore reminisces about not getting raped by his priest.<br />
Laura offends the PC atheists by smoking a joint rolled in a page of the bible.<br />]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 009: Bob&apos;s back in the closet as Jimmy outs his Priest. - Bob Odenkirk, Jimmy Dore, Laura from Fact vs. Religion - April 13, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson
Guests
Bob Odenkirk
Jimmy Dore
Laura from Fact vs. Religion
Bob Odenkirk is NOT an atheist but he doesn&apos;t believe in god!
Jimmy Dore reminisces about not getting raped by his priest.
Laura offends the PC atheists by smoking a joint rolled in a page of the bible.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:00:58</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 008: The better business bureau should put a stop to religion! - Todd Glass, James Johann, Dawn Tulman - April 7, 2011</title>
            <description>
                <![CDATA[<b>Hosts: </b>Emery Emery & Heather Henderson<br />
<b>Guests</b><br />
Todd Glass<br />
James Johann<br />
Dawn Tulman<br />
Todd Glass is an atheist because O.J. is a murderer!<br />
James Johann wants a Waffle House in the Gaza Strip.<br />
Dawn Tulman defends her mom's right to "feel" better.]]>
            </description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 6 Apr 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 008: The better business bureau should put a stop to religion! - Todd Glass, James Johann, Dawn Tulman - April 7, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson
Guests
Todd Glass
James Johann
Dawn Tulman
Todd Glass is an atheist because O.J. is a murderer!
James Johann wants a Waffle House in the Gaza Strip.
Dawn Tulman defends her mom&apos;s right to &quot;feel&quot; better.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:00:36</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 007: Stalking David Bowie - Jimmy Pardo, Rick Shapiro, Danielle Koenig - March 31, 2011</title>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Hosts: &lt;/b&gt;Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Guests&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Jimmy Pardo&lt;br /&gt;
Rick Shapiro&lt;br /&gt;
Danielle Koenig&lt;br /&gt;
Rick Shapiro confesses to biting off the heads of his parents. Jimmy Pardo confesses his secret love of Sarah Palin and stuffed crust. Danielle Koenig confesses to being an atheist who couldn&apos;t care less.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 007: Stalking David Bowie - Jimmy Pardo, Rick Shapiro, Danielle Koenig - March 31, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Host Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Jimmy Pardo
Rick Shapiro
Danielle Koenig
Rick Shapiro confesses to biting off the heads of his parents. Jimmy Pardo confesses his secret love of Sarah Palin and stuffed crust. Danielle Koenig confesses to being an atheist who couldn&apos;t care less.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:00:11</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 006: Bashing religion and igger unts? - Dylan Brody, Matt Cornell, T Sean Shannon - March 23, 2011</title>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Hosts: &lt;/b&gt;Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Guests&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
T Sean Shannon&lt;br /&gt;
Dylan Brody&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Cornell&lt;br /&gt;
T Sean confesses to offending iggers AND unts! Is Matt Cornell Extreme Jesus? Dylan Brody calls Emery an anti-semantic bastard.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 006: Bashing religion and igger unts? - Dylan Brody, Matt Cornell, T Sean Shannon - March 23, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Host Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
T Sean Shannon
Dylan Brody
Matt Cornell
T Sean confesses to offending iggers AND unts! Is Matt Cornell Extreme Jesus? Dylan Brody calls Emery an anti-semantic bastard.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>57:08</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
            <itunes:keywords>ardent atheist,emery emery,heather henderson,religion,religious debate,political,comedy,religious humor,atheist,science,new dissident radio,talk radio</itunes:keywords>
            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 005: Two Taylor Tango and the Brilliant Brit! - Taylor Negron, Matt Kirshen, Taylor Williamson, Daniel Fincke - March 16, 2011</title>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Hosts: &lt;/b&gt;Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Guests&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Taylor Negron&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Kirshen&lt;br /&gt;
Taylor Williamson&lt;br /&gt;
Daniel Fincke&lt;br /&gt;
Taylor Negron offers to blow Taylor Williamson. Taylor Williamson isn&apos;t committed to his entertainment goals and reluctantly declines. Matt Kirshen wonders, &quot;Do they publish a list when they expel students for having sex?&quot; Daniel Fincke schools us with his atheistic knowledge.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 005: Two Taylor Tango and the Brilliant Brit! - Taylor Negron, Matt Kirshen, Taylor Williamson, Daniel Fincke - March 16, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Host Emery Emery/Heather Henderson
Guests
Taylor Negron
Matt Kirshen
Taylor Williamson
Daniel Fincke
Taylor Negron offers to blow Taylor Williamson. Taylor Williamson isn&apos;t committed to his entertainment goals and reluctantly declines. Matt Kirshen wonders, &quot;Do they publish a list when they expel students for having sex?&quot; Daniel Fincke schools us with his atheistic knowledge.</itunes:summary>
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            <title>Ep 004: Buddhists Don&apos;t Do Dishes! - Moon Zappa, Jake Johannsen, Eddie Pepitone - March 9, 2011</title>
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&lt;b&gt;Guests&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Eddie Pepitone&lt;br /&gt;
Moon Zappa&lt;br /&gt;
Jake Johannsen&lt;br /&gt;
Moon finds everything sexy except buddhists! Pepitone hates science, SUVs, Freud and the god hates fags, fags! Jake doesn&apos;t think about atheists or christians at all but he does think...</description>
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            <itunes:summary>Host Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson
Guests
Eddie Pepitone
Moon Zappa
Jake Johannsen
Moon finds everything sexy except buddhists! Pepitone hates science, SUVs, Freud and the god hates fags, fags! Jake doesn&apos;t think about atheists or christians at all but he does think...</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:01:08</itunes:duration>
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            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 003: Cliff and the Jiggajew - Andy Dick, Rick Overton, Jim Jefferies  - March 2, 2011</title>
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&lt;b&gt;Guests&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Andy Dick&lt;br /&gt;
Jim Jefferies&lt;br /&gt;
Rick Overton&lt;br /&gt;
Rick Overton Shares his thoughts on spirituality and relates his experiences at 70&apos;s sex club, Plato&apos;s Retreat. Jim Jefferies calls Heather a jigajew and is just happy to have outlived Jesus. Andy Dick declares he&apos;s a bisexual Christian who prays to Jesus for forgiveness.</description>
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            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 003: Cliff and the Jiggajew - Andy Dick, Rick Overton, Jim Jefferies  - March 2, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson
Guests
Andy Dick
Jim Jefferies
Rick Overton
Rick Overton Shares his thoughts on spirituality and relates his experiences at 70&apos;s sex club, Plato&apos;s Retreat. Jim Jefferies calls Heather a jigajew and is just happy to have outlived Jesus. Andy Dick declares he&apos;s a bisexual Christian who prays to Jesus for forgiveness.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:00:39</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 002: UFOs, souls and the quest for missing Beaujolais - Matt Kirshen, Glenn Wool, Johnny Dam, James Inman  - February 23, 2011</title>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Hosts: &lt;/b&gt;Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Guests&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Matt Kirshen&lt;br /&gt;
Glenn Wool&lt;br /&gt;
Johnny Dam&lt;br /&gt;
James Inman&lt;br /&gt;
James Inman declares that he doesn&apos;t actually exist and he admits he cheated on his wife, both can&apos;t be possible. Glenn Wool claims that Hitler was an atheist and that he saw 4 UFOs. Johnny Dam believes in ghosts but not god. Matt Kirshen schools us all with his knowledge of historical Jew humor (Jewmor), the brain, pattern seeking and well... everything!</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 002: UFOs, souls and the quest for missing Beaujolais - Matt Kirshen, Glenn Wool, Johnny Dam, James Inman  - February 23, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson
Guests
Matt Kirshen
Glenn Wool
Johnny Dam
James Inman
James Inman declares that he doesn&apos;t actually exist and he admits he cheated on his wife, both can&apos;t be possible. Glenn Wool claims that Hitler was an atheist and that he saw 4 UFOs. Johnny Dam believes in ghosts but not god. Matt Kirshen schools us all with his knowledge of historical Jew humor (Jewmor), the brain, pattern seeking and well... everything!</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>1:03:43</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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            <title>Ep 001: Asterisk? The gall! - Paul Provenza, Blaine Capatch, Dana Gould  - February 16, 2011</title>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;Hosts: &lt;/b&gt;Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Guests&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Paul Provenza&lt;br /&gt;
Blaine Capatch&lt;br /&gt;
Dana Gould&lt;br /&gt;
Blaine isn&apos;t an Atheist, or is he? Provenza challenges Dana&apos;s views and tells us a story about Otto and George. Dana takes the show on a cartoon ride of the Muslim promise of 72 virgins. It may not be quite the sexcapade it&apos;s cracked up to be.</description>
            <link>http://www.newdissidentradio.com/ardent_atheist.html</link>
            <author>emery@ardentahteist.com</author>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 19:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
            <itunes:subtitle>Ep 001: Asterisk? The gall! - Paul Provenza, Blaine Capatch, Dana Gould  - February 16, 2011</itunes:subtitle>
            <itunes:summary>Hosts: Emery Emery &amp; Heather Henderson
Guests
Paul Provenza
Blaine Capatch
Dana Gould
Blaine isn&apos;t an Atheist, or is he? Provenza challenges Dana&apos;s views and tells us a story about Otto and George. Dana takes the show on a cartoon ride of the Muslim promise of 72 virgins. It may not be quite the sexcapade it&apos;s cracked up to be.</itunes:summary>
            <itunes:duration>59:41</itunes:duration>
            <itunes:author>Ardent Atheist with Emery Emery</itunes:author>
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            <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
            <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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